Do Not Quote Me In Your Diary (Part 3) – Mad Chaos: December 22, 1998

Kieran Wants A Sleepover

While Lyssa and I were lying on the waterbed on Sunday having finished watching the rest of the movie she started telling me about Kieran and his connection to Lyssa on Wednesday night that he created. You see, prove me wrong if you think I’m over-exaggerating but I find it more than a tad bit suspicious that Kieran wants to spend the night over at Lyssa’s house on Wednesday as a friend when he could just as well go home.

Lyssa informed me that Kieran was headed to Bradbury Pub on Wednesday because it’s going to be packed (Or is that Thursday) but needless to say, he’s going to get piss drunk. Now that’s the first piece of evidence that caution bids me to throw harshly at the wind. Not only is Kieran going to be drunk on the night but he doesn’t have to sleep at Lyssa’s house making it all the more peculiar.

Kieran has his own bed but seeming Lyssa’s mum is going to be away he figured he would sleep over her house and as Lyssa said in her words “He wants to make a night of it.” If these words aren’t alarming just hold the thought in your head that he’s probably going to bring over the X rated porno he’s been talking about so candidly. The reason Kieran was probably so keen on Lyssa watching the movie was so he could be there watching it with her in hopes that she would get horny with him but let me tell you, that’s not happening.

If Kieran has any hope of anything at all happening on Wednesday night he’d better be prepared to have those sexual thoughts squashed. Lyssa is naïve even to these moments in thinking that Kieran means nothing sexual by coming over. Yet, I predicted Devon, I predicted Travis and I even predicted Phoenix’s old boyfriend (Which hasn’t come true yet) but once again my words of advice have fallen to deaf ears. That naïveté of Lyssa’s is allowing Kieran to stay over pushing aside her worries but still worrying.

Kieran's Oversharing Habit

Lyssa also informed me how Kieran told her sexual stuff about when he was with Kiley. Kieran used to go down on Kiley for long periods of time and after an hour of giving her oral stimulation he would look up only to see her asleep. What sort of a crush would that give to your confidence, and for him to keep going down on her was a sin in itself. Either Kiley wasn’t very sexual as has been proven or Kieran’s inexperience had some part to play in the whole ordeal.

Kieran also noted that Kiley just used to lie there while he had his go with her, she wasn’t very into sex. You would think that Lyssa is treading down that same path or had been some time ago but luckily she picked off her bad habits and began getting into the action.

Still, I have to tell Lyssa to place her hand here or there but there is an odd occasion when she feels the need to do it herself. Lyssa doesn’t like touching herself unless I say, enough said. I believe that Kieran sharing all these sex secrets with Lyssa is so that he can say “Here, look how good I can be to women, be sorry for me and have sex with me so you can show me just how good it really can be.” Seriously, if these are indeed his thoughts well then he’s just as lost as Kiley was during sex.

Photos Of College Friends

Lyssa had brought over pictures of her College friends from the day that they all posed in the last days of College. Finally I got to see what Lyssa boasted about and apart from one girl who looked like a young Nikita with long cheek bones (The sixteen year old who was supposed to be model material) Lyssa was the most good looking there that brought it all home. The sixteen year old was good looking but none of them were my type or that attractive.

On the topic of Lyssa’s College friends she informed me that Imelda (Who was also friends with Jewell) had shown Lyssa pictures of all Jewell’s friends Lyssa asked if she could see a photo of Jewell and Imelda is getting that set up for the next couple of days.

“Why don’t you just forget about her like I did” I asked Lyssa and all she could say was “I just want to see how pretty she is, everyone says she’s ugly” everyone being Imelda. Well, I needed not defend Jewell but rather I defended my scrupulous taste and noted that I thought Jewell looked good and I wouldn’t have gone out with her if I didn’t think she was worthy of my time.

Chinese Takeaway Errands

Time did pass quickly as we lay on my waterbed and as it reached 7:30 p.m. and Lyssa was watching a show on television I asked her to come with me to the shops so I could return our movie. Lyssa was keen on watching her television show so I told her I would be back in fifteen minutes. Advantageous as this was for Lyssa she handed me $5 and asked me to buy her Fried Rice with Mongolian Sauce.

Darting out the door I jogged all the way to the shops in the dimming light and once there I ordered Lyssa’s meal. The lady at the Chinese Takeaway shop looked at me funny when I requested Mongolian Sauce with my Fried Rice but she did have it in the end. Spending $4 on Lyssa’s meal I took it upon myself to head for the supermarket to buy Lyssa a bottle of Coke as I knew Lyssa would love my subliminal suggestion.

Heading back home I was right about the Coke that I gave to Lyssa and she gave me a hug in return for my generosity and caring. On the other hand the Mongolian Sauce on the Fried Rice didn’t look right to Lyssa, it looked all clumpy on top. Lyssa refused to eat it after she pitched her fork into it and after repeatedly saying “Just eat it, don’t worry” I finally gave up. Lyssa in turn handed me the Fried Rice and for the second day in a row I feasted upon something different and something that helped me out for these coming days of Dietary intake.

A New White Shirt

I might take this opportunity to note that mum had traveled to Menangle Markets and in her time she did buy me a $5 white shirt but a shirt that looked real nice. It was like all my other bonds shirts but longer and with stripes in the material going down. Lyssa mentioned that I looked real good in the shirt, I was obliged to say the same and I thanked my parents when I headed upstairs.

A Taxi And A Goodbye

The time reached 9:00 p.m. and it was time for Lyssa to finally leave for home. Ringing a taxi Lyssa and I walked out the front as she had herself a cigarette, the second of our weekend together. Lyssa said something like “Sex was bad tonight wasn’t it, I was pretty bad” and then a couple of seconds later she uttered “Don’t quote me in your Diary about that.”

Well, I told her that those words would stick in my head now that she had told me not to quote her so guess what, I quoted her. Showing off my hickey to Lyssa before she left we had our fun at the front and as her Taxi arrived we kissed a couple more times and then it was time for her to be off. Once again I watched Lyssa as she disappeared into the night and from my distance until I walked back inside the house and out of sight.

Counting Calories

Sunday night was a long one for me but even though I went to sleep around 5:00 a.m. in the morning I still woke up at an early 1:00 p.m. Well, this was early for me and with this I was able to head down to Campbelltown to buy everything I said I would. Needless to say, the time is now once again 5:00 a.m. and because of this and all the food I have been eating today I must get to sleep. However, before I head off I will note my first days Caloric Intake, what I ate and the breakdown of it all…

Items consumed today include, Battered Fish (200g), Milk (500ml), 6 egg whites, 4 pieces chicken (500g), pasta (300g), 3 bananas, sandwich, meat pie, vegetables (250g) and 60g of my new supplement made of whey protein.

Calories: 4065 Protein: 418.7g 42.2%

Fat: 62.7g 14.4% Carbohydrates: 470.7g 43.4%

Tuesday 5:52 p.m.

Injuries Everywhere I Look

Injuries, they always come unexpectedly and last an expected amount of time. Since I’ve started training again these past months have yielded two plausible injurious that are just waiting to happen. There has also been an increase in the stretch marks on the back of my leg and even though they have faded somewhat I fear for reoccurrence. It could be happening right now as my newest injury is in the hamstring section of my right let. It feels tighter than my other leg in that area just as my Chest is tighter on the right hand side, what could it be.

This morning when I got to sleep I once again found it slightly hard to breathe and because of that it took a little longer to sleep. This little sniffle that I got a couple of days ago is just hanging around but it’s practically nothing. Still, this sniffle causes me sleepless hours before I do finally rest my eyes. This Chest injury, the marks on the back of my leg and now this leg feeling as if bruised and tight, what’s the story. I’m certain that it has nothing to do with over-training so let’s keep an eye on it.