Drinking the orange juice had made me want to visit the toilet often. I’m not sure what it was but while I was in the toilets for the last time I bumped into Devon, Lyssa’s friend. He’s a weird one if I always do say and of all the places to see him, the toilet. What’s more, because there were no toilets vacant I stood there talking to him until he said “Alright, have to go now” and I was glad that he washed his hands before shaking mine. Ages ago I never really cared about washing my hands after going to the toilet because my hands were never really involved or never got wet in any way. These days hygiene is a part of my everyday life and I am always washing my hands in public places, I’m now more aware.
Min-Su was getting frustrated that the time was 11:00 p.m. and Jett still hadn’t shown up to visit her. It took Min-Su to boast that I have been waiting all this time to see Jett and he finally was on his way. We didn’t stay long after this and picking up our belongings we made our way to the front entrance. On the way I bumped into a guy I had seen two weeks ago at the Catholic Club, a guy Shawn is friends with and he goes to Olympus Gym. I might have referred to him as Fabio because he’s 19 years old, looks 25 years old, has long blonde hair, a large pumped Chest and his body is disproportioned because it looks like he doesn’t train his lower body. Him and his friend sounded ecstatic to see me and as we talked about our night I said for him to spot me in the future at the Gym for idle chit chat.
Halfway to the entrance was when I started bumping into faces and next was Brodie. Stopping to talk to him with Ralf a black guy looked at me and his face resembled someone to me. Introducing himself to me as Emanuel I remembered him from Airds, my brother used to go over to his house and they were good friends at one stage. In a rush to get to the front door we continued on our way and then bumping into Chisomo I shook his hand and decided to have some fun with him. “In there” I uttered pointing at him “are girls, that don’t like you at all.” Letting out a big laugh I told him I was only kidding and he was then on his way. Outside I noticed Jett stumbling his way over to Min-Su. Jett was at the RSL club with his family and he was pretty pissed. It was a wonder how he made it all the way to us as he stumbled on to Min-Su but he made it. Keith and Tamsen walked to get the cars and as Ralf and I waited we chatted to the obese girl from inside that we both knew. There was also a girl in there that looked exactly like Pavlina to me but later in the night I found out that she went to Airds with me, was in the same year but I knew nothing of her as she came up to me to talk. Drunk as fuck she asked if I knew whom she was because she knew my name.
The time was 11:30 p.m. when we left the Catholic Club and as Jett and Min-Su jumped into Tamsen’s car the three of us headed to Ingleburn. The night wasn’t over yet and as we arrived at Ingleburn Pizza Hut we were wondering how Shawn and Tatton was dogging us for the night. We figured that they were both taking Phoenix and Tessa out and they were too afraid that we would take away their prize catch from them. The night that we had a foursome with Phoenix shouldn’t have taken place and even though I was a bit ashamed of it then I am a bit more now. To think that I was there with hairy butt Keith and stanky breath Tatton who turned me off just looking at him kissing Phoenix on the mouth.
Seeing Simon at Pizza Hut it was almost closing time and we asked him what he was up to after work. Simon told us that he might be going out to a nightclub with Shawn and Tatton after and figuring something was wrong with that picture Keith called his bluff and his lie. Asking what nightclub they were going to it was pretty clear that Simon was lying when he done his trademark pause for a couple of seconds too long and then told us he wasn’t sure, a nightclub. Simon was going home soon and was confident that he would be at home getting ready to go out if we came to his house. That was the plan and as Filipo cooked us a Pizza to eat we made our way to Simon’s house.
On our way to Simon’s house we met up with Ace who we had invited along with Binh to the Catholic Club but neither of them came. Keith told me that Ace’s girlfriend was the hottest thing he had seen but I wanted to make my own judgment. Besides, Keith is always giving Ace more Credit than he is entitled to and although his girlfriend (Instant top rating) and had a nice face she wasn’t all that I thought she would be. Yunus’s girlfriend looked better to me and I can honestly say that Lyssa is much, much hotter than what I had seen. Lyssa gets a lot of nice words from me and none bad when I speak of her to my friends. I’m sure it’s the same when Lyssa speaks of me, no bad words, even to prospective girlfriends like Diamond. Back on the trail to Simon’s house we finally arrived and Keith’s hunch was right. Simon’s car wasn’t at home and with the front porch light on we gathered that he didn’t even step a foot in his house like he told us he would. Simon was now in on the dogging act and you know what it’s all for, Phoenix and Tessa, bitches and the opposite sex.
It pisses me off that Shawn and Tatton are dogging for girls, they have always been like that in the past, especially Tatton. Take for example when I met up with Gianna and Shawn along with Tatton thought she was free game and thought that she should be shared around. Tatton or Shawn had no chance with her, they knew that but I gave them the benefit of the doubt to give her their best try. All they done was make me look more like a freak to be hanging out with people who like having internet sex and making noises of Chewbacca. That is the last time I share with people who dog so frequently and when it comes to them sharing, clench up tighter than a virgin pussy to share the goods. They are afraid that I would take away the goods and I would, they should be scared. But seeming Phoenix hates my guts again they should fret no longer.
From Simon’s house we drove to KFC where Ralf bought himself a large meal and then driving past Shawn’s house on our way home after a phone call to Simon we wanted to catch them out in the dogging act. I called Simon and he told me he didn’t want to reveal who’s house he was over but he would be heading home real soon. In the background I heard Shawn’s voice softly so we headed to their house. Just in time, we reached Shawn’s house to see his Festiva pulling out and hitting the Turbo (Something which Keith usually doesn’t do) we caught up real easy. Shawn pulled his car over and as we kept driving and turned one way Shawn turned the other. What kind of a dog is that, slowing down and then turning the other way, pretty doggy. I think Simon could have been in the back seat but Keith had a reason to believe that he left just before and was on his way to his house. Keith also thought that Phoenix and Tessa would have already been in Simon’s car because they trust him more.
After dropping off Ralf that was pretty much my night. Before I leave though I have one more piece of news to add. Ace had on a shirt tonight that I thought would look hot on me because it done him some justice. It looks sort of like a hound dog shirt for guys and it has four buttons. Made out of silk or something like that it’s made for you to take off the top button and bottom button, it makes you look hip and sexy. Me in that shirt, who knows what it would do for me but it won’t do any worse that what I wear now. If my payment comes through on Monday and I get paid again next fortnight (Or if I start working again soon) I will prepare myself for a summer wardrobe, god knows I need one.
Today Ralf is going to try for his license again and if he succeeds he will be over my house around 10:30 a.m. with his car. Our plans are to head for the beach but considering that I haven’t slept yet and that outside there are no signs of much heat but only clouds, I would say those plans would be called off. However, you never know, Ralf could be persistent in driving his car for the first time and rain or shine, we will head for the beach for our usual walk. Well, I must get myself now a drink before I set my alarm and sleep for six hours.
Diary Of A Mad Chaos is a daily diary written from March 1996 until today, of which individual books and book series have been created, namely “The Lost Years” an exploration of young, entwined love, the “Wubao In China (猎艳奇缘)” book series which provides an extensive comparative analysis of the cultural differences between Eastern and Western societies, and the book titled “Foreigner (华人)” an exploration of race relations in Australia.
