Jett Wants the Phone Again (Part 2) – Mad Chaos: March 9, 1999

Fruit Loops and a Drowsy Monday

Monday had seen me waking up at 2:00 p.m. and with that groggy start I wasn’t up for more than half an hour. Making my way to get some breakfast I had the mistake of eating Fruit Loops and the milk put me back into a drowsy state. However, before my initial wake up came at 1:30 p.m. by Lyssa who had once again woken me up from sleep. Because I was still tired I almost hung up instantly on her sparing a few words to abruptly tell her I was sleepy.

Arriving to 3:30 p.m. I woke up once again and trying to give Lyssa a call as I gathered she was at home I didn’t get an answer. Knowing she must then be at work I didn’t bother to call as my phone bill is coming soon and a distant call would not do me any world of favors.

Another Dull Call With Lyssa

Half an hour after my waking up Lyssa called me once again and after whining about how I never call her back I explained my reasons. Our conversation was more dormant than brimming as lately I’ve been less interested in our conversations. Maybe it’s due to Lyssa always wanting to know all and tell all without me having to ask. Conversations with Lyssa start to get to me after a while of Lyssa telling me the pants she bought were the greatest yet when they look and fit exactly like all her other black pants.

Pointless conversation is her forte and insipid is the life that I would give to our gossip. Apart from prying into my nights out or telling me what she bought or where she went, she usually complains and Monday wasn’t the exception. Our conversation was based on Lyssa complaining that accounts suddenly got hard because now she has full responsibility since she has been promoted. The both of the women in accounts said that they were to teach Lyssa everything they knew so that if one or both of them were away, she would know what to do.

Lyssa didn’t like the pressure and she didn’t like the work she had to do because it was different to sorting out folders and putting holes in paper, the usual odd jobs she had to do in accounts.

Jett Needs My Phone

Getting off the phone with Lyssa I spent the next two hours preparing for the Gym and when I was about to leave and put on my clothes Jett came over. At first I thought he was going to ask to use the phone straight away as that’s what he usually does but he didn’t, well not straight away. Jett was at my house because Maddox wasn’t at the Gym and therefore he couldn’t get to training yet. So we waited around at my house watching some skits from ‘Mad TV’ I had taped the night before (It’s back on television now) and then when Maddox called it was time to leave.

Maddox was at TAFE doing some study, Jett just forgot all about it. As I was putting on my shoes Jett hurried back into my room asking me if he could use my phone for a second, what do you know. Opening the door and preparing to head out he chatted to Min-Su about how he couldn’t head to her house for the night but after five minutes of chatting about the same thing and only using two different lines he finally agreed to head over to her house.

Doubling me to Olympus Gym on his bike I farewelled him knowing I would see him seconds later in the Gym. Speaking now of the Gym, it was a good workout but let’s record it first.

Back Day at Olympus Gym

Back: Bit being able to begin on my bike warm-up I started on three warming up sets for the back. Moving along to my heavy sets I began with 160 pounds on Neutral Grip Lat Pulldowns and was surprised that I completed 12 reps without too much fatigue. Moving to Close Grip Lat Pulldowns I used 160 pounds and pulled out 10 reps.

Next was Reverse Grip Lat Pulldowns with 170 pounds and 10 reps. Lastly I took the weight down to 130 pounds for Wide Grip Lat Pulldowns to the front and performed 10 reps with that. Seated Cable Rows was next and for an exercise I don’t dearly like I done quite well. With 160 pounds I pulled out 12 reps and then keeping the same weight and with a large pause I done 10 more reps.

One Arm Cable Rows was next and with 80 pounds I once again completed 12 reps per arm. One Arm Dumbbell Rows was next and with 80 pounds I completed 10 reps per arm. Lastly I performed 15 reps on Lat Pushdowns with 240 pounds on the stack, fairly easy.

Triceps: Beginning with Triceps Pushdowns and having 85 pounds on the stack I completed 10 reps. Moving to Lying Triceps Cable Extension with 70 pounds I performed another 10 reps. Thirdly I completed a set of Overhead Dumbbell Extensions with 70 pounds and completed 12 reps to failure with Redd there to assist. Moving back to Triceps Pushdowns I performed 12 reps with 65 pounds. My very last set for Triceps that came at the end of the day was with One Arm Cable Triceps Kickbacks and with 30 pounds I performed 12 reps per hand.

Abdominals: Starting with Low Ab Crunches I performed a quick 20 reps from side to side. Moving right along to Machine Ab Crunches with 60 pounds I completed 3 sets of 30 reps with that weight. My next set but not final set after that was on Cable Upright Rows and with 55 pounds I completed 15 reps.

Pepsi and Jaromir at the Gym

Before speaking of matters after the Gym let me speak of it first. To note first off, even though I was in a triple negative cycle I felt as if my workout was with diminutive over-training because I felt somewhat energetic. This energy helped me in my workout and although I didn’t feel much good hurt after the workout I take comfort knowing I never do.

Besides that, while down there I talked to Pepsi who came straight up to me to ask me about where I went after I had seen him at the Mardi Gras. This was the first time he had approached me and gathering he was being friendly I had offered the same to him. Apart from him I had talked to Jett, Maddox, Redd, Kobi and the guy who’s name I don’t know that always seems to be talking to me.

Well, now I know his name as I shook his friends hand and he didn’t know my name to introduce me. With that I also comforted him with the fact that I didn’t know his name and I found it out, Jaromir.

The Girl in the Shorts

There were two girls who came near the end of my workout and that’s the reason I done two extra sets, so I could get near to them. One of them was blonde and appeared to be looking at me when she arrived. Getting up for a closer look I loved the way she looked in her shorts, her legs were so femininely toned and tanned. When I did get close to her she stared at me with her open eyes as I did glance at her and I knew she was either fearful of me or she liked me, I’d prefer the first…

Dinner and a Diary Milestone

After my workout I came back home realizing that I hadn’t asked mum to make me anything to eat. That set me back a meal that I needed to eat to replenish my system so I had something quick to eat as mum made me my meal. Time passed and I had myself something to eat and waiting until I had finished eating to call I called around 8:00 p.m. However, there were shows on television that Lyssa was interested in and as I was also interested in the television and I had to eat, I told Lyssa to call back later.

Calling me back around 9:00 p.m. in the middle of a show that we were both watching we just thought it would be best if we talked the next day so we said our goodnight and that was that. Subsequent to watching television I started on my Diary somewhat earlier that Monday night and in the early hours of the morning I did surpass three years of literature and memoirs within these pages.

Before I now speak of today just passed and doing fairly well on time despite me having documented a small dictionary of archaic words I will timely add some notes I’ve sustained thus far.

The Laptop Wish List

To begin my paragraph of tidbits let me note some more of the laptop I wish to purchase in the future, hopefully this year sometime. My laptop would consist of these internal parameters. Comprising of a fast Pentium Processor, my laptop will have just the basics, CD drive, 1 GB hard drive, 16 Mb of ram, built in sound card with attachable headphones, an active color monitor screen and a touch-pad mouse. Program-wise, it would consist of Windows 98, Microsoft Word Professional, Microsoft Excel Professional, Encyclopedia Britannica, Audio Rack and the Internet so I would be able to dial up for infinite information when I am writing poetry or such.

The Girl Down the Road

Another point of question is about the girl from the street just a house down my road that lives two houses in, next to Herman’s grandmother’s old house. The girl living there who looks like she married at a young age used to step outside when I was walking to and from the Gym and I thought she was doing that because she dug me.

At first she would just be out there on occasion and completely on her own accord but after a while it seemed that she would be out there at precise times when I would be coming home or going to the Gym. It was as if she started to learn my routine and it wasn’t hard since I went at certain times of the day.

However, since I walked past her house with Lyssa next to me and she was out the front she’s never been out there glancing at me heading to the Gym anymore. Could it be that she had thought Lyssa was my girlfriend and she got scared off or didn’t bother trying anymore. All I know is that she’s just stopped because I’ve noticed.

A Smelly Confession

Thirdly, I would like to point out something more close to home, more bodily of me that would normally be embarrassing to speak of. For some time now I’ve known of the odor that has been coming from my penis, the actual head when the skin is folded back. Not having too great a smell from the distance my head is away I could imagine what Lyssa had to endear in those frolicsome time’s she gave me oral sex.

Not getting too much into the smell factor, let me philosophize about it. Conceivably, I believe that my penis gives out that odor on many reasons. Firstly, I don’t wear underwear or boxer shorts and as I get red marks on the sides of my legs after walking a great distance, it could be one reason. Secondly, I sweat copiously and I feel that would contribute despite my having three or four showers a day.

Thirdly I think it could do with my diet and the foods I eat which makes the meat around that area heed a funny taste and odor. Switching from chicken cooked in oil to boiled chicken has not done much of a difference but I feel it could be the bland taste of all of the foods I eat. Yogurt, broccoli, cauliflower, boiled chicken, there’s no way they would be helping it smell any better, cinnamon is the go.

Finally, despite not wearing any nice smelling underwear, I think that my man doesn’t get enough air to breathe in the day or he breathes too humid a breath. If only sweat tasted like candy and smelt of perfume, I would be one lucky son of a bitch with the women.