Plans for The Water Boy
In the time after my conversation with Lyssa Ralf decided to give me a call. In that span of time we chatted about what was going to happen for our planned day as Ralf wanted to do something since Saturday. Pre-suggesting the night before that I wouldn’t mind watching ‘The Water Boy’ it was our suggestion for the day. So that was our plan and as the time was around 6:00 p.m. we had ourselves until 7:15 p.m. which is when the movie started.
In that time I got myself prepared and probably wrote in my Diary but Ralf ran into some difficulties around 7:15 p.m. Firstly, Shawn had popped over to Ralf’s house wanting to do something but as he had already seen ‘The Water Boy’ he didn’t want to go again. Instead, Ralf dropped off Shawn back home and then he came to my house to pick me up. Ready as I was I jumped in his car and to the cinema did we head.
Sneaking Into the Cinema
Arriving at Greater Union Cinema’s at 7:40 p.m. we parked the car and knew we were a couple of minutes late as the previews would have already started. Despite that Ralf and I made our way up to Cinema one and noticing there were no people attending tickets we just snuck in. The Cinema was fairly crowded so Ralf and I had to make our way a couple of seats from the front. Seeing a bunch of beautiful girls in the Cinema I couldn’t wait to get outside and see them in all their glory.
Usually my neck would hurt watching a movie at the cinemas but this time there was no real trouble even though we were so close to the screen. Being around ten minutes late we didn’t miss much of the plot but started off when the coach came to the Water Boy’s house to persuade him and his mum to join the team. The movie was great if but to say magnificent but I loved it mainly because of the plays they used. In the final game I loved the play where the Water Boy became lead blocker and they scored a touch down, excellent shit.
Girls on the Stairs
When the movie was over and everyone was jumping up I noticed one hot blonde sitting in the chairs on the side of the cinema near the front. She must have been around my age, taller than me and with beautiful blonde hair not to mention a skinny tapered waist. Walking faster to catch up to her I found myself behind another younger blonde being around 16 years old.
She also set my eyes to stun and walking behind her down the stairs I was in shock and awe at these two great girls. Looking at Ralf he gave me the eye as if to say he knew what the big smile on my face was all about. The older girl made her way down the stairs and towards the front but I had my eyes on the younger one that was a little shorter than me.
She had the surfie girl look with those small board shorts that look absolutely sick on girls. She had a sports type bra on and it was sexy how you could see it through her white tight shirt. She walked to the rest of her younger friends and Ralf and I made our way to Fun n Games. Why we did this I don’t really know but then again, what do you really know about Ralf’s mind and his sense of direction. Probably as much as Ralf does and that’s not much comprehension.
Anselm and His Pearl Paint
Good looking girls were now pretty much out of our sight once out of the Cinema but we did come across Anselm who was with Sabine and her little sister. While Ralf started chatting to Anselm I also joined in the conversation. Basically, Anselm was showcasing his Accordia Turbo and from what I heard he was putting some really extensive work upon it. Anselm took out a $20,000 loan to make his Accordia Turbo the best looking and a greater performing car on the road, yes $20,000.
I say, why take a loan out just to make a car a mean machine, it does no benefit but to your rumored dick size. Anselm has gone all out with his car and one of the things he is doing is having a revolutionary new paint job applied to his car. With this he has over 100 colors to chose from and the paint job will have 17 different pearls within it. Walking around the car it will change color in the pearl constantly, what a showcase.
For example, the back panel will be pearl blue and then when you walk to the side door you will see a purple pearl running through it. On top of that Anselm has a truck engine within his car and he is placing upon it a full body kit and suspension kit. The project should be complete within the next couple of weeks and when it is he’s including his car in the publication ‘Fast Fours and Rotaries’. Anselm is only going to drive his car out to runs and on Sundays, any other time it will be locked away in his garage.
Down at the Pub
After our little chat with Anselm Ralf and I made our way back towards the cinemas. While there Keith decided to give us a call and after Ralf had a little chat with him he informed me that we would head down to the Ettamogah Pub to wait for them. Making our way downstairs and into the pub we noticed a table full of guys and one of them who stood out was Dominic.
Walking up to him both Ralf and I shook his hand and had a little chat to him. The other guy called Jorin was also there along with five or so mates sitting around a big table, most of them looked like they could take care of themselves. Once Ralf finished chatting with them he spotted a Samoan friend of his and as he sat down to chat with him I parted with my conversation to Shawn and headed to grab a chair.

Diary Of A Mad Chaos is a daily diary written from March 1996 until today, of which individual books and book series have been created, namely “The Lost Years” an exploration of young, entwined love, the “Wubao In China (猎艳奇缘)” book series which provides an extensive comparative analysis of the cultural differences between Eastern and Western societies, and the book titled “Foreigner (华人)” an exploration of race relations in Australia.
