A Cruel Little Joke From Lyssa (Part 3) – Mad Chaos: January 6, 1999

A Blind Date Rumour

Now for the rest of the day nothing at all happened other than me having a shower, some more food to eat and then receiving a call from Lyssa around 7:30 p.m. When Lyssa and I talked we had many conversations in the short space of time we talked, let me begin. Lyssa firstly thought to inform me that her friend Imelda that also knows Jewell is trying to set her up with one of her friends, a blind date if you may.

Lyssa sounded skeptical but in the same tone of breath she must like the idea as she wouldn’t have bothered telling me about it. Giving Lyssa nothing but good vibes she told me that Imelda had noted he was the kind of guy to say ‘I Love You’ in the first week. “Unless it’s love at first sight, if someone said that to me in the first week I’d tell them to get lost” Lyssa said.

Fear Of Wet Roads

Lyssa also informed me that she was now afraid of heading out to Penrith Panthers this Saturday night. Ali is letting Stan drive Penelope’s car to the destination and Lyssa is afraid. From what she knows it’s going to be raining on Saturday night and because Penelope’s car has bold tires and she’s never seen Stan drive before she’s afraid for her well being.

A Cruel Little Joke

Nearing the end of our conversation Lyssa told me once again that she was heading to sleep and she wished that I was at her house so I could sleep next to her “What” I yelped, “So I can sleep on the floor again and you can abuse me for the night, no thanks.” In her cute baby voice Lyssa said “I’m not going to be mean to you, you can hug me and kiss me and I’ll make it all better.”

Pausing for a couple of seconds Lyssa said “I’ll even wear my new lingerie for you, my black garter for you.” In my tracks I stopped but not believing that Lyssa had bought a garter belt I kept asking if she had. “Yeah, I bought that just for you along with the one piece thing for the top.” “The Corset” I stammered. “Yes, that thing” she replied, “I bought it all for you.”

Lyssa went along with this gag for a couple of minutes and then told me the truth which pretty much hurt my fantasy. Not being angry but feeling cheated I told Lyssa she was mean for what she had done and that I had to head off. Lyssa and I only talked twice tonight but that is still plenty in anyone’s book. That conversation was basically the ending of my night and any action so let me speak of my thoughts now.

Honest Thoughts On Us

That topic of conversation that Lyssa and I had about the lingerie that she had purchased brought some thoughts into my mind tonight. To begin let me just note that Lyssa said to me during her act “Imagine how wild we could get with me in this lingerie.” That leads me to say a couple of things that I believe true over the time I have known Lyssa. Give me a time when Lyssa and I had perfect sex and I shall give you the sun and his enchantress.

The truth is, I cannot recall a time where Lyssa and I had sex that was both great for the both of us and without flaw. Without a flaw means that Lyssa will never say beforehand “I feel sick” or during our intercourse say something like “Ow, don’t stick it in that way, it’s in too far.” If it’s not Lyssa aching or being under the weather she usually has something to say about our positioning and god forbid I ever mention we try doggy style. If Lyssa’s pussy had human characteristics then I would declare that Lyssa’s pussy is like a continuous flu.

It’s like every time we get into a groove there is always that knowledge in the back of my mind that Lyssa’s pussy is going to sneeze or blow it’s nose, literally. Furthering to that, Lyssa’s pussy isn’t tight any more nor is it loose at the slightest but no matter what position I poke her with I always seem to hit a major organ. If Lyssa and I had a connective compatibility where I fit into her perfectly our score would be around 20%. Even when I am giving oral to Lyssa she tends to be controlling, like a surfer looking for that perfect wave, when do I ever win.

Why We Broke Up

Now I’ve also been thinking about how Lyssa and I broke up and I’ve come to a conclusion like countless times before that it was all my fault. Even though Lyssa was the one to break up with me we broke up because of my cheating ways and I am now regretful of that. Even though I still think that there are other people out there to meet I know that Lyssa and I would have still been together and strong to this day.

For the fact that Lyssa and I are still holding onto each other and treating each other like best friends but also as lovers comforts me. Alas, in a way I’m glad it came to this, the notion of Lyssa and I getting back together not being brought up by either of us. But that is for a simple reason, we both want to move on but we don’t want to leave behind this good thing and this baggage.

Looking For True Love

In a way it’s a good thing that Lyssa and I broke up as I know I wanted to meet and go out with other people. I don’t want to be with someone and then marry them because I’m just settling for what I have. Rather, I want to find my true love where I can say in my heart that I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her without thinking of other women. Lyssa I did feel like I could have married at one stage but those thoughts came too late, when we had broken up.

A Loner Right Now

Now I realize that these past few days in the new year I haven’t gone out with any of my friends yet but that doesn’t matter. I might be a loner right now but in heart my friends are here. Maybe this weekend will bring forth something but I know that Lyssa is coming over on Friday, at least I hope. Right now I’m getting heart burn probably because of this red cordial I’m drinking so I’m going to pop upstairs and get me some milk to drink with my supplement, that should fix it up.