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Pizza Hut Deliveries And Simon’s Worst Idea (Part 2) – Mad Chaos: November 8, 1998

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Dropping In On Tatton

Being pissed off after hanging up the phone I just wanted to get out of the house and being 3:30 p.m. I gave Tatton a call and was surprised that he was finally home. Tatton was working on his car and his mum told me that he would call me back but deciding to get out of the house I called Shawn up and told him I was headed to his house.

Getting dressed I made my way to Shawn’s house and walking through all the alleys I was greeted by his family and cousins on the front yard having a picnic of sorts. Shawn got himself ready and had a drink and then on this hot day we headed for Tatton’s house without calling first. Deciding to surprise him we knocked on his front door and only coming to the door and failing to invite us inside he told us that he was getting ready to head to a 19th birthday party.

That was all fine and dandy but considering the party wasn’t for a couple of hours I gathered that Tatton would at least invite us inside but he didn’t even do that. There he stood at the door like a dick head and deciding that I’ve had enough of his shit after teasing him for not coming out last night because his clothes were supposedly wet we headed back to Shawn’ house.

Delivering Pizzas With Simon

Not wanting to go home we knew the parade was over on Queen Street for Fisher’s Ghost so at Shawn’s house we called Simon so we could spend the day delivering Pizza’s with him. Shawn’s dad gave us a lift to Ingleburn Pizza Hut and most of the way there he kept telling Shawn about his opportunities to get a job and if he didn’t he would be out of the house in a month. Arriving we sat out the front with Simon, his dad, Daffa and a couple of other faces as they had their conversation.

I don’t know what’s with me but I greeted Daffa with a handshake and later in the night I even shared a few words with Rory who now thinks he’s my friend. Tonight I’ve found that Daffa’s trying real hard to get his hands on Marley (Which is now truly her name I was told by Verena who was in her year at school) and he promoted her immediately to CSR which is the Receptionist at the front counter.

While on a delivery with Simon I started asking questions about Marley and her supposed boyfriend and I found out his name was Corbin or some name like that and Keith later told me that he was Asian but he dressed up like a skater. What I also learnt was that this same guy had cheated on her when she was at the Halloween party so she should be getting rid of him soon.

Simon Ruins Everything

More than twenty questions from both Shawn and I were asked and Simon started to get shitty at us. We were just talking in the car and trying to think of ways we could get Marley’s attention and I told Simon that if I got the other Marley to come out with her friends then Simon should ask Marley from work to also come out. The idiot walked straight in when Shawn and I asked to order a Pizza and said, “How about you get your friends together and I get my friends together and we go to the City.”

She didn’t have to think to long to tell him no and as Shawn and I didn’t know he was even doing any of this shit and we were standing at the doorway looking in you could tell we were embarrassed once finding out how stupid Simon was. Simon must seriously be out to just ruin me because that’s at least the second most stupidest thing he’s done to get her attention.

Shawn and I were trying to hide our faces in shame after we had heard the stupid and lame thing that Simon had just said to Marley. I was thinking that we should ask her in a week and while I was present but you can’t help idiots and their brainy ideas. Marley came out soon after and got a lift home with her sister and as Shawn and I were hiding in the darkness eating our Pizza’s she talked to the people in green then left for home.

Simon done one or more deliveries and all that time in the car Shawn and I would put our heads down in shame and laugh at the stupidity that we had to witness from Simon. Not only that but Simon likes to broadcast the fact that I like Marley and at the start of the day when she came out and then walked back inside Simon said “There you go Tony, wasn’t she hot” in front of all the green people. How fucked is he and how embarrassing would he be if she was present.

Off The Can Get With List

Thunder started to eventuate and as Simon clocked off not noticing the $3 he gave to Shawn an hour before to do some sneaky Pizza Delivery but he decided to keep in his hand we headed for my house. Along the way we got into some more petty arguments because Simon was defending his stupidity and I was just telling it like it was, he was stupid.

Basically Marley will now look at us in a more sinister way and I’m ashamed to look her in the face just as she will be tired of seeing us down at Pizza Hut now. Basically, we have been almost wiped off the ‘Can Get With’ list for Marley at Pizza Hut…

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