All the lights were on at the house and we just figured that both of them would be playing the Play Station. Knocking on the door Simon came to the door after a little while and was a bit obnoxious but when isn’t he. Stepping into the house he wasn’t being a very good host, just letting us sit there and talk amongst ourselves. Lucas was playing his Play Station and Simon looked like he was drooling just watching the screen flicker. Sitting ourselves down in the lounge room, Shawn, Simon and I, we had ourselves a memorable conversation, Shawn and I.
Our memorable and amusing conversation began when we started talking about Tessa and how she had black hair. Failing to agree on that I remembered Tessa having blonde-red hair and argued that point for a while. With a smile on his face Shawn kept telling me that Tessa had black hair and remembering that I had seen her just a couple of days back I could have sworn Tessa’s hair was blonde like Phoenix’s. That’s when the conversation switched to Phoenix and how her hair is blonde. A question arose to whether Phoenix’s pubic hair was black or not. From our group orgy I knew that Phoenix’s hair was black as Shawn tried to tell me that he thought Tessa shaved hers.
The conversation now became more sinister as the group thing was brought out about Phoenix. Trying to distinguish how much of a hoe Phoenix was we added up the fact that she’s had two or more sexual encounters with more than two people and she’s had a flock of fucks since I first got onto her. It was legitimate, Phoenix was a slut but then speaking of Tessa we found her having sex with two guys she dated nothing out of the ordinary and fairly sane. So with this culmination that Phoenix was a hoe I started speaking about pimping her, Shawn and I. “Shawn” I announced “Now your dreams of being a pimp daddy can finally come true with Phoenix.” Shawn and I laughed at the thought of that and came up with some sarcastic, funny and bogus comments and premonitions.
Comical was our sense of witticism as we spoke about how Phoenix could be our prostitute. Here are some of the topics we covered… Phoenix could be our prostitute and the only thing she would get for free was her fishnet stockings. From there we will buy for her a $100 Datsun where she can live, that will be her apartment and also her place of business. The car door will have a cash register and although we bought the car she will have to repay the $100 in her payments she receives for being a prostitute. Not only that but she will have to pay board for living in the car of $50 even though it will be under her name. The car will have no registration so she won’t be driving it around but who drives their house anyway.
Phoenix will be started on a traineeship as a prostitute and the price for her will be $80 every 15 minutes. Out of that, to start with, for the first two months of her traineeship Phoenix will receive $20 out of every $80 she makes. For a plain head job Phoenix will receive $10 out of $50. Sound warped enough yet? Well it only gets better from there. Naturally we will have to have protection for the girls and drugs so we will supply them drugs but they will have to pay us back for it in their wages. The only free drug they will receive is Panadol but even that will have to be paid for by the prostitutes every time the stock is bought per month.
To save money, the two bodyguards will be Redd for his size and Ralf because he looks scary. Each will be paid in what makes them much happier, food for Redd’s body and petrol money for Ralf. Of course, this money won’t come directly out of the money that Shawn and I will be splitting 50/50 but out of the wages that the girls will be earning, out of their profits. Because Phoenix will be our only prostitute to start off with she will have to sign a contract to bring in new girls, one a month. Part of the clause will be that Phoenix has to pay us part of her pay if she doesn’t bring in any new work. Phoenix will also receive a life insurance policy for the two months she is a trainee for the fact that if she gets aids or cold sores on her mouth, we will seek a maximum reward. If Phoenix gets aids then we shoot her like a horse and if she gets cold sore then we just tell her to patch it up with a Band-Aid.
Guns will also play a part in our action, we will buy Uzi’s and bring back the killing factor of such a forceful gun. Shawn told me that’s it’s been over ten years since there has been an Uzi attack in Australia, time to bring back the newspaper headings. Constantly we will be upgrading our weaponry and if we ever want someone rubbed out we hire Ralf to do it for $50 or some kebabs. Ralf will have to hire the gun though, that will cost him half of his pay and if he wants a silencer then it will be extra. After Phoenix finishes her two month traineeship she is a qualified prostitute and will be given an authentic certificate stating that she is now a fully functional prostitute. With this certificate she can work for other pimps but in the contract that she signed for us she can’t leave unless she is shot due to a debilitating illness or if she paid us royalties on half of her future earnings.
That was just half of the dissing we delivered to Phoenix but believe me there was more. I won’t mention it all but we started to include Simon in our antics saying that he could also be a cross dressing prostitute for us, take it up the ass and suck dick. Simon wasn’t too impressed as we carried on and his only come back was to say “Why don’t you get your mum to be a prostitute.” Always with the mum cracks, but it didn’t work because as we kept including him and Lucas came out to have a laugh, Simon walked away. Lucas also walked away and leaving us without company, feeling deserted we started talking about Keith spreading his ass on the street and bending over with neon lights pointing the way to his ass hole. People would think they could fuck him for free but as soon as they stuck something inside of him we would hit them with a clause and they would have to pay up.
Lucas and Simon got boring as they kept themselves from our worrying words. Shawn jumped up and it was time for us to head off so Simon saw us to the door and said, “I’ll talk to you next time you have something sane to talk about.” Driving off in Shawn’s Festiva we drove through Queen Street and seeing that it was dead Shawn headed to drop me off. Conversation was about tomorrow and Shawn told me that if the day was hot he would come pick me up and we would travel to the beach, Cronulla. Dropping me off at home I walked inside and started typing in my diary. Since then I’ve had myself a decent sized meal in preparation for tomorrow at the gym if it happens. Right now it’s 2:40 a.m. two hours after I began typing and finally it is now time to start speaking of the two night’s that have been treated with much disregard. How shall I draw attention to these two days? Well it would help if there were lots of capital letters, if it started on a new page and if it was straight to the point so here goes, time for the new page.
Saturday night and Sunday morning and afternoon is what we are here to talk about and as Saturday is slowly starting to fade from my mind I thank my stars that I have written at least two pages of notes of that memorable night. As Keith’s car beeped out the front of my house I prepared myself for our night out and was told that we might be going to a nightclub. Just before walking outside I heard some girls walking up my street, it sounded like a bunch of girls. Ralf had his red laser out and started flashing some of the girls and they got a bit testy and verbal warfare began, confined in its potency to be lethal. Alas, I ran out of my house a bit too late because Simon came into my room and wanted to use my phone to call Lucas. Walking outside I immediately asked where the girls were and what they looked like. Informed that there was a bunch of them no older than sixteen and one or two were attractive I was eager to find them.
Diary Of A Mad Chaos is a daily diary written from March 1996 until today, of which individual books and book series have been created, namely “The Lost Years” an exploration of young, entwined love, the “Wubao In China (猎艳奇缘)” book series which provides an extensive comparative analysis of the cultural differences between Eastern and Western societies, and the book titled “Foreigner (华人)” an exploration of race relations in Australia.
