The Glow Stick That Leaked Everywhere (Part 3) – Mad Chaos: February 8, 1999

Last Dance on Wood

Ralf and Shawn didn’t take long to get out and as they did Jett was eager to get downstairs and so was Shawn but Ralf was acting as if he wanted to jump back on. As Shawn and Jett jumped in the elevator I asked Ralf if he wanted to jump back on the dance floor for the last few songs and as he agreed with me we told the others we would meet up with them in a little while.

Ralf and I jumped back on and as the song was pounding away we stopped dancing to feel the wooden base beneath us thumping us about. The last song to play was ‘Pretty Fly For A White Guy’ and going off for this song as everyone else was Ralf and I were swinging our legs from side to side and just having fun. Before the song finished we made our way downstairs, met up with the others and then with the horde of people that were also stepping out we made our way to the car.

The Leaking Glow Stick

Ralf parked all the way near the back entrance and it was a bit of a walk to get there. There was one of them glowing light things you hold in your hand at the nightclubs lying on the floor so I decided to pick it up and muck around with it. Jumping in the car I realized it was leaking when a tiny dab of it was on Ralf’s car seat and my fingers were glowing. Chucking it out of the car I decided to have a couple of words to some girls that were walking past.

Maccas After Midnight

Instead of being my usual timid self I put on my Latino accent and was just cocky to them, they didn’t pay too much attention. Once all the jesting was complete we made our way to the nearest Macdonald’s. There was a horde of Lebs parked there and as I had seen them I realized that there wasn’t one Lebanese guy that I had noticed at the club, that’s good. Making our way to the entrance of Macdonald’s I noticed a very hot girl in a purple top and black skirt sitting in the driver’s seat but with her door open and her legs on the ground.

She was talking to some guy who was leaning on her door and as I walked past her I could practically see down her skirt. Upon passing her the guy asked “What’s your favorite color” and thinking that it was a lame question to ask she answered “Um, black”. That made me laugh once inside but then my thoughts changed as I hoped she said black because I was passing her in complete black and she was subliminally complementing me. She was utterly hot and later while we were inside eating she walked into the toilet and I got to see her in full bloom, fabulous, nice car too.

Nuggets and Courtesy

Ordering at Macdonald’s for myself I got an ice cream cone but once sitting down I was shouted a Fillet O Fish and some of Jett’s nuggets. That is pretty generous of Jett but then again, you would expect that from him and I would do the same for him. Even though I don’t have any money when going out if I ever do and I buy something I always ask around the table if anyone would want some, say if it was hot chips.

The Xena Chant

Courtesy is foremost to one’s poverty and one’s poverty is gratified by such humanity. While visiting the toilet myself I came across a guy from England who was throwing his guts up. This was around the time I was trying to clean the smell from the glowing thing from my hand, it just wouldn’t go away. Coming back outside we noticed a girl with a stud embedded in her temple, between her eyes. Everyone I was sitting with thought she was weird and resembled Xena and as she sat behind us I started doing the Xena chant.

That brought on a flourish of other people being fools. Speaking of starting a trend, while at X-Scape Ralf and I thought to start the ‘Ooh-Ooh’ chant, everyone does it. Well, Ralf began first and then I followed on the next four beats and what do you know, everyone else started it. We done this a couple of times and started the pack, there’s always a first for everything. I thought it was funny when the dudes next to us tried to start it but they ended miserably as no one followed.

Sleepy Ride Home

Jumping out of our seats after our night’s meal we jumped into the car and headed back home. On the trip home Jett went to sleep in the back seat as he hadn’t stayed up for this long that much. Shawn also closed his eyes in the front seat and with the music blazing it was up to me to keep Ralf occupied and awake.

Despite Ralf’s days of getting tired he didn’t look that fatigued at all and through the whole trip home he didn’t look at all if he was getting into a dangerous trance or anything, he was under complete control. The time was 4:15 a.m. when I was dropped home, I was the first and as the three of them headed off Jett informed me that he would return my pants the next day which was Sunday. For the next three or so hours I kept myself awake and almost as instantly as I got home I started typing in my computer.

Inspecting My Flaws

Now, as I finish speaking of my Saturday night and just before I detail my lazed Sunday let me speak some important facts and details. Lately I’ve been noticing my body more and more due to my getting back into the Gym but what I’ve also been noting is the little flaws that I never had before. To put them all together you would have an imperfect body trying to be perfect, let me detail what I mean.

A Rash of Red Dots

For one, upon coming back home and getting to the toilet and then to the shower I noticed when pulling back my shaft’s foreskin that there was something wrong with the skin. Looking closer at the head and the foreskin I noticed that half of it was covered in little red dots that would probably go unnoticed from a little bit of distance. They weren’t any bigger than getting goose bumps in a cold shiver and these red dots that were like measles didn’t hurt me or affect me in any way.

I’m not sure how they got to be there and I’ve ruled out any sexual disease as Lyssa or I haven’t touched anyone else. There have been two possibilities however that I have thrown in the air. The lesser is that Lyssa’s pills that she has been taking to stop her from hurting down there during sex could have infected me. The infections that I gave her by prodding her in the wrong places could have in turn been handed to me when last we were sexual.

Then there is the more reasonable explanation. That being the logic in thinking that the glowing substance that I tried to wash off my hands got onto my foreskin and into it when I went to the toilet. Maybe the slight radiation inside those things caused my foreskin and head to acquire these little red marks over half of that area. Whatever it is I hope it goes away pretty soon and never comes back.

A List of Body Complaints

Now, the problems and faults of my body is what I will speak of in this paragraph. The more noticeable are the stretch marks on my calves, hamstrings, hips and now on my left Bicep, only slightly though. Then there is the problem I’ve always had with my bones creaking. I can’t do a full rotation of both my arms without hearing one of them creak in the shoulder joint and every time I push myself off the ground I hear those bones creak.

Then there is the problem of my ears that always seem to pop or click whenever I swallow or drink water. It’s not bothersome but it’s a problem I’ve always had from time to time. Then there’s my next problem that draws a problem to my face. It’s only been in the last two or so months that I’ve noticed this latest problem, this birthmark type redness under my lip.

If I suck in my bottom lip all the way my skin starts to get a little bit redder. It’s as if I’ve got a permanent cordial blot under my lips and above my chin but when my face is flourished this birthmark type blemish is much more viewable. Then there’s the fact that I’ve never really seemed to get my skin completely clear of pimples. There is always one or two aftermath’s left on my face or on the backs of my shoulder, never clear skin.