A Cricket Night Simon Will Never Live Down (Part 2) – Mad Chaos: November 10, 1998

A Nervous Smile at the Lights

Crossing at the intersection a hot blonde girl in a learners car ran a changing red light to drive past me. Luckily I stood my ground knowing her car was coming around the corner otherwise she would have cleaned me up. As she passed she looked at me and gave me a nervous but cheeky smile and smiling back at the beauty within the car, the 17 year old virgin face I had been viewing as she passed me I too let out a smile, a big smile. Following her car with my eyes I crossed the road as she passed and didn’t pay attention to what learner car she was driving and what business they were.

If I wanted to I could have found out that information and then found out the address she had to drop the car off at and fatefully be there as she came out saying something like “Hey, you’re the one that almost ran me over at the intersection”. With that sarcasm conversation could start with one who’s face was so pure in essence, she was hot and looked like Lyssa appeared to me when I had first seen her, a virgin to guys and cheesy in personality. Constantine was with her boyfriend in the mall as I walked through and bought myself some whitening toothpaste from the Chemist.

Heading Out With the Boys

Heading back home around 5:00 p.m. I was told by Keith that he was visiting Cricket for the night and he was coming over around 6:00 p.m. if he wanted me to watch their game. Wanting once again to get out of the house Keith called me back and told me that Simon was on his way over to my house to pick me up.

When he actually arrived I had myself a shower and spent more time preparing my hair with the Gel to see if it would work. It certainly made my hair look wet but it just didn’t style my hair how I wanted it and as Simon told me it looked really bad I put on my Tommy Hilfiger hat. The time was 6:30 p.m. as we left my house and made our way to Blaxland Road where the Cricket place was at.

Cheering From the Sidelines

Now having a minute amount of money to spend I bought myself an ice-cream and later in the night I bought a pineapple donut from Subway and everyone there were surprised that I finally bought something. Keith’s team was called Candice’s Phantoms, a name he created to respect Lake’s name who hung himself and was a great player of sports. There were 8 players per team and Simon, Tatton and I were the only three there not playing and rather cheering on.

Ralf and Vedat were up first to bat and we decided to start chanting and screaming out “Coco Coco he’s our man if he can’t do it no one can.” Ralf was laughing along as we called him Coconut, so was the Umpire who was way up near the scoreboard. Astor was there as we talked of how he’s been playing Indoor Cricket for four years and they have virtually been undefeated for that whole time. Astor was playing the game just before we started so he left when we did actually start. We caught up on a fair bit of conversation.

Simon Takes the Field

Everyone had their bat and they passed 120 points on the board. Now Vedat joined us to chant at everyone and we were having a great time laughing and making fun of the game. The most fun was when Simon batted for the other team because they were short of a player and needed someone. Beforehand Simon was telling me how he used to play for a classy Cricket team back in his day but fuck was he a bad player once he was on the field. Simon was the brunt of our jokes for the night as he got out five times in succession because he kept trying to run and got bowled out.

Simon got out at least eight times and rather than gaining points for his team his score was minus 30 giving Keith’s team an edge. Simon wasn’t any better at fielding and as the ball continually passed him we yelled out “Pretend it’s a Kebab and dive on it”, “What are you playing lawn bolls or Cricket” and other demeaning things. Simon wasn’t taking it very well even though most sarcasm was hitting his chin. Simon lost the game for the other team and as we made our way back to the cars we all made jokes on Simon’s expense, his face was brighter red than it already is.

Subway After the Game

Binh, Vedat, Tatton, Shawn, Keith, Ralf, Simon and I headed to the Subway after the game where we noticed Simba from Pizza Hut sitting down with some guy that looked like her father. Simba is relatively skinny but that along with the size of her boobs proportioned to her body and the blonde hair she holds turns me on. Not only that but the stud she has in her tongue and the fact that she has a very large tattoo imprinted on her back near her ass and just under her pants line is much of an attraction.

Simon walked over to have a chat with her, I only wish that I also knew her or was more bold to walk over myself. While at the Subway we made plans to visit ‘Waves’ Nightclub at Wollongong on Saturday and hire out a $30 cabin to sleep in overnight, the eight of us. Shawn thought to take his camera and all up it sounded like a good idea.

Jokes were still made about Simon’s bad batting experience and from this day forth he’ll never be able to live it down. This was about the time I fed myself with a donut and everyone looked at me surprised that I bought something. Making a joke that I was creating a loophole in the tax system and giving back to Australia by buying something I continued with my donut.

Driving Around With Tatton

Everyone was going home except for Shawn and Tatton so I jumped into his car as we drove around not knowing what to do. Tatton was learning to drive once again for the night and as he took most of his roundabout corners too fast he had to skid on the brakes hard just a meter from hitting a pole, pretty bad. That’s pretty idiotic coming from a guy that’s supposed to be smart and have common sense but can’t seem to get a grip on driving a car from fear of being a bad driver, well, he’s pretty bad.

Driving past Tessa’s house four times in succession we kept beeping and were going to stop and tease her about getting married but Tatton thought not to. Shawn doesn’t even talk to her anymore because she’s getting married to Shafiq, his dreams are shattered. Having nothing to do we drove past Nut Sucking Nadia’s house and that’s when the idea came of driving to my house and ringing some people up to come out and talk to us like Nadia and Tessa.

On the way to my house we told Tatton that Masozi was gay but we didn’t stop there. Making up a bogus story that Masozi wants to get onto Tatton we made it sound very convincing telling him that Masozi wanted to suck Tatton’s dick. Tatton became very defensive and told us he was against Gay people and if Masozi came near him he would ‘Bust Him Up’.

Because of that Tatton wanted to go home once he drove to my house refusing to get out of the car and not bothering to even try with his insolence I said goodnight and walked inside. That’s when I started writing my last entry and now I have explained my Monday night.

Lyssa on the Phone

This morning I was woken up at 9:00 a.m. by Lyssa’s voice over the phone. Lyssa had woken up late for College and had half an hour to wait before her bus arrived. For that reason she gave me a call so we could talk. Every time Lyssa and I become intimate I notice that she calls more often and wants to speak with me sooner.

That’s pretty much a good thing as I like speaking to Lyssa over the phone and in person. Lyssa told me that she tried giving me a call at 9:30 p.m. last night but I wasn’t home. Lyssa hoped that I would use the callback feature to find out that she called me but I didn’t think of it.

Weekend Plans Take Shape

Lyssa asked me once again if I was escorting her on Saturday to the modeling agency for her modeling shoot and I told her if she can’t find anyone else I would go with her. Lyssa told me that I would have to get ready at 6:00 a.m. in the morning and that’s when I started to second thought going with Lyssa. Lyssa told me there was no one else that would go with her at that time so I told her that the only way I would be able to get up on time is if Lyssa slept over my house for Friday night.

Lyssa had no problem with that and hopefully nothing happens that important on Friday night involving my friends so that I can have Lyssa sleep over my house. Now my weekend is practically been thought out. Lyssa and I will spend Friday night together and then Saturday morning maybe even heading to the beach after her modeling shoot. Saturday night I’m heading to ‘Waves’ and sleeping in the Cabin if we hire it out. If that happens I’m taking a beach towel so we can visit the beach the ensuing day.

Old Gym Numbers Beckon

Keith gave me a call today and after work he wants to come over where we will visit the movies and watch something but as the time is now 7:30 p.m. I’m not sure if he’s coming or not. Lyssa is with Nikita right now at her house, that is if she hasn’t left yet.

Just having a look back in my previous Diary entries of early 1996 I came to a conclusion that the weights I was lifting back then are similar to the weights I am lifting now. That came as a surprise to me and on some exercises I used to lift more back then than I do now. Apart from Bench Press which I have been diverting all my attention to lately I have preceded my heaviest weight for none more then Bench Press.

Now I will travel to the Gym with a greater drive to lift more weight, not just travel to the Gym to lift weight. Nope, now I will look once again back into my Diary and find out what my highest weight was for each particular weight and then try to exceed it when next I visit the Gym by at least one poundage higher.