Unbuttoning My Shirt for a Bum (Part 2) – Mad Chaos: April 11, 1999

The Worst Night at Eros

To be honest before I get into detail of the night at Eros Theatre, it was the worst display of class that I have seen in all the times I’ve been there. Jett was the one that arranged the night but as the night progressively got worse and drawn out people were looking at me and saying “Why’d you bring us here”.

In a way, my hyping up Eros Theatre was what made me the culprit of undoing but what can I do. The problem was that they had half an hour between each girl coming out and to top it off the movies they were showing must have been at least ten years old. Then, the girls that were coming up to dance either had the problem of being ugly (As is the extreme case with the third girl) or the routines lasted for way too long.

Normally you would have one of the ladies out there for three songs where clothed would be the first song, bra off for the second and fully undressed for the third. The uglier girls seemed to stay out for much longer and the only highlight of the night was the second girl that came out.

Blonde hair, the most gorgeously skinny body and the Thong G-String she was wearing with her bra was magnificently appealing. It didn’t matter that she had small boobs when she took off her top because it flattered her physique when she took off her G-String.

What got me going was how she had a stud on the lips of her pussy and the pure beauty of an almost shaved area down there was remarkable. She danced with a flat smile on her face throughout and she didn’t show any emotion except for that face. She didn’t look anyone in the eye and her dancing was must have made everyone horny that night.

The Lady in White Lingerie

Within our first stay at Eros Theatre there were a couple of miniature highlights. For one, when the ladies kept coming around and asking if people wanted a private dance I pulled them over towards our way and had them give Jett some attention as it was his birthday. Both girls that I lured towards Jett gave him a kiss but the real highlights that were later thwarted came with the hot lady with the white lingerie.

Her body wasn’t too skinny and she had a mad pair of breasts on her. When she made her way towards us she stood right next to me and started chatting with me and I being the inquisitive one and smelling some perfume on her asked if I could have a closer smell. Looking down at her breasts she seemed to have no problems there and I went down for a better whiff but didn’t do much else incase it was the wrong thing to do.

Chatting with the rest of the group as well I had a great time looking at her physique and to get her initial attention I tapped her on the ass. During her stay I had her sign my hat with her special autograph and taking it from me she put it down her Thong G-String with a smile on her face, just what I wanted. As she left we asked when she was jumping on because we all now were hungry to see her in the nude.

“It won’t be for a while” she said and continued saying “But if you’re here at 3:30 a.m. I’ll be up there”. As she walked away I slapped her lightly on the ass again and turning around she uttered “You have something for slapping people on the butt do you” and with a little smile she made her way to the back of the room. For the rest of the night she kept herself around some Lebanese guys around my age and I gathered they were either her pimp daddies or some people that get off on her as regular customers.

Boredom on George Street

Boredom was setting into the minds of half of our group because the women were so far and few between. Despite my high faith in Eros Theatre I too had the thoughts of heading out and getting some fresh air. Once outside we made our way up George Street in our group but we had no idea of where we were going or what to do.

Tyler and Keith kept hinting that they wanted to head to ‘Sublime’ but I didn’t have any other money to spend and everyone knew that Anders was under age. However, what could Jett do, after all, Jett was living with Anders now because he was kicked out of home. Making our way to Town Hall we came across the Hordern Pavilion in which we all tried to enter a free nightclub upstairs.

However, when Anders tried to get in he uttered to the guy at the door that he wasn’t 18 years of age and by that he was defaulted to stay outside. That pretty much ruined our trek to head up there as I stayed outside with him and Jett despite my foot tapping to the beat inside.

Anders got embarrassed and as I would probably have done he tried to occupy himself with something else so everyone else could have their fun. Thus, with Maddox and Jett they walked across the street to ring Mikaere and see if he was coming down.

Fake Love at the Nightclub

Making my way into the nightclub area with Maddox for a minute or two it wasn’t too strict on whatever we were wearing. Finding Binh and Tyler up there I noticed that this girl was looking at Tyler as if she knew him. Making my way towards him I noticed the chubby girl stop next to her friends and Tyler stopped right next to them.

With Maddox behind me I walked up to Tyler and pretended to give him fake love and kisses so the girls would think we were an item. Why I done that I’m not too sure but I guess I was just trying to occupy myself and place myself at ease in this nightclub. There weren’t much people in the nightclub as we were leaving but I wouldn’t have minded staying there for a little while.

As we were leaving Tyler uttered to me “Never bring a 17 year old to the City with a group of people that are over the legal age” and with that I had agreement. However, he didn’t intend it upon me but I had a feeling that most people were looking at me for blame instead of at Jett for bringing Anders with us.

Busking on the Town Hall Steps

Making our way out of the nightclub we gathered with everyone else and then began our walk up the street again. Having no clue on where we were headed I suggested that we stop at the front of the Town Hall steps to think it over and that we did.

Crossing the street we sat on the wall just off the steps and as people walked past Tyler thought to amuse us. Sticking out his hat and starting to sing he mocked them by having them think he was a street performer. To add to it I jumped out and taking off my hat done exactly the same thing to the same people a couple of steps up.

Apart from the pointing in the sky and having people look up at nothing we weren’t having much fun sitting around and doing nothing. The thought of heading to a nightclub was brewing and I gathered that Jett was getting agitated within his thoughts about his night going up shit creek but in the end it was Jett’s choice as it was his night.

Tyler kept pushing ‘Sublime’ but the better of us wanted to head back to Eros Theatre including Binh who wanted to see that chick dancing that was talking to us. So without further ado we started our journey back to Eros Theatre in our group, no one strayed.

Toilets at Pizza Hut

Stopping at Pizza Hut on the way back Ralf, Anders and I made our way upstairs to the toilets while everyone else had something to eat. Having to climb over a chain as it was closed off we managed to gain relief in the toilets. Back downstairs we walked and joined up with the rest of them who were sitting down inside and eating what they had bought. Hungry as I usually am these days I didn’t bother to buy anything as I knew it would be a waste of money so I just had a drink of what someone else had bought and that was it.

Guarding Binh’s Parking Spot

There was only one more stop before we headed back to Eros Theatre and that was a couple of meters away from it. Stopping at the car-parking area on George Street Binh noticed a parking spot just outside of the doorway and as it was free he thought to walk in and get his car. Binh had been drinking a little at Planet Hollywood when he went to get his car but he got it out in one piece.

Asking a couple of us to mind the car spot so that no one else on the main street would take it we done just that. While four of us stood with our hands crossed in the spot Tyler kept calling out to chicks who kept passing screaming out “Who’s your daddy”. That of course didn’t get much attention from them but most of us kept saying things to girls who past by.

A Staring Contest With a Bum

Then there was the crazy guy from across the street who was sitting down by himself, clearly a bum and around 28 years old. Making his way across the street and past Tyler who shut his mouth temporarily I watched him sit down a couple of meters from us but far enough not to be heeded. There he sat staring at our little group and as I caught him staring at me I stared right back at him.

“Do you know he’s been staring at us ever since he sat over here” Keith uttered. That urged me to stare intensely at him and suddenly he stopped his staring. “Unbutton your shirt” Keith insistently uttered, “See what he does”. This did sound like something the old me would do and because of that thought I began doing it. As each button came off I would look him right in the eye and he would continually look away and not take action.

The Porsche Standoff

When all my buttons were off it scored a huge laugh from everyone in our little group but now a new problem arose. There was a guy with a Porsche that had a license plate reading ‘Pal’ who wanted our parking spot. Despite everyone standing there they crept up in front of the spot and then put on their reverse lights.

Looking in the car and seeing two guys I noticed that they were possibly Lebanese, stubborn pricks. However, I figured they were playing a game to see how long we would stand around or how long it would take for one of us to walk up to them. They didn’t reverse but they just sat there until I finally began to walk to the drivers window. I’m not sure if they pulled away as I came to their window because they were just playing a game on me or because I had my shirt undone but they did.

Within a couple of seconds Binh finally made it out, we waited ten minutes for his arrival. Cheering him on as he parked the car I took one last look at the bum who was sitting a little further back now.

As we walked down towards Eros Theatre I kept looking back to see if he was going to do anything to Binh’s car but he was out of my immediate sight. Tyler came up to me and kept patting me on the back for what I had done in front of the bum (Who reminded me of a Nazi with his little steps before sitting down) and then to the car that tried to park.